There’s a hidden stack of pancakes on the $5, every argument ever is invalid.
Discussion at the University of Maryland six months ago.
Designer: So what are you looking for in the new uniform design?
Athletic Director: Can you make something that incorporates the Maryland flag but in a way that makes it appear as if you have suffered some kind of awful brain injury that has severed your corpus callosum and rendered each hemisphere of your brain ignorant of what the other hemisphere is thinking and seeing?
Designer: Yes. Yes I can.